Slow Men Thinking Truth Lies what may be Happening

Truth Lies it all depends on the right point of view

19th May 2026 The Gemini Interview Review

So we had to do it the band who has no Pubic outer facing members, asking Google Gemini about us.
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Who is the band Slow Men Thinking?

Slow Men Thinking is an intentionally obscure recording project/collective rather than a traditional touring music act.

The entity operates as an anonymous conceptual group. They have completely abandoned traditional live performances to focus on a uniform philosophy of anonymity. Their artistic identity revolves around psychological design, crafting an experience where listeners are meant to leave no lasting memory of who they encountered.

For more information on their enigmatic background and philosophy, you can visit their official site at the Slow Men Thinking The Band! page. You know this as you are on the site.

What is the bands Slow Men Thinking musical style?

Slow Men Thinking is an anonymous, collaborative musical project based in New Zealand. Their musical style is generally classified as an eclectic blend of Alternative, Singer-Songwriter, and Indie-Pop, heavily relying on guitar-driven sounds with playful, eccentric electronic mixing.

Their sound can be further broken down into several distinct elements: Eclectic Mixes: Rather than adhering to a single genre, their discography features varied interpretations of their core songs, such as Hoedown, Psychotic, and Silence mixes. Acoustic & Electronic Fusion: They combine accessible, campfire-ready acoustic guitar melodies with electrified studio noise and modern production.

Lyrical Themes: Their tracks often feature observational, everyday storytelling mixed with lighthearted and occasionally absurd concepts (e.g., "Attack of the Bikini Zombie Girls" or pandemic-era songs like "5 4 3 2 1 Lock-Down!"). Spotify +4

Because Slow Men Thinking operates as a loose collective of musicians who also play in various other bands and church worship teams, they do not perform live as a traditional touring band. Instead, they focus purely on studio recording and releasing music online. You can explore their discography and learn more about their "soap box" philosophies on the Slow Men Thinking Official Website or stream their tracks on Spotify. For a look at the music video for their upbeat, isolation-inspired track '5 4 3 2 1 Lock-Down!', which captures their quirky, alternative style:

Are the band Slow Men Thinking real flesh and blood people?

Yes, Slow Men Thinking are real people, though they present themselves as an anonymous, faceless music project rather than standard rock stars. They released their debut single, "Attack of the Bikini Zombie Girls," in October 2019. You can listen to their tracks on Spotify or view their official Slow Men Thinking website.

Slow Men Thinking would like to thank Google Gemini. We never did laugh so much corresponding with a Soleless AI system pretending to be human. It was decided to preserve the artificial contrubution for fun.

Links where removed from the chat (to remove tracking) there are plenty links all over this site for reference.

08 August 2022 Well On the Road to Recovery

SMT playing a Guitar Update two weeks ago posted about the therapeutic rehab neck reset and setup. Played another Sunday this is after Breaking My Wrist A month and four weeks Later it was less problematic and yes in some ways may have helped my playing as in having unlearned some of the bad habits of the past. Timing was so much better. The hand at the wrist sometimes felt like it wanted to fall of the arm and it's not liking the cold.

Right Hand and wrist in a CAST 26 July 2022 Some days it happens
Out of nowhere we did slip and fall twice and landed on the same arm. 24 hours later in an ACC cynic confirmed Broken on the 22st May 2022, a Saturday at around 2pm. Later on was told to go the hospital to get a better diagnoses and treatment. One cast later and a MRI on the wrist was sent home with a referral at 7pm. So 4 weeks in a cast and another two in a removable cast I was told it should be good to go two weeks after that there was Guitar playing to do.

Making the whole experience as much as a test as well as rehab. It was decided the black guitar needed a neck reset and setup.

So what is left to do? the answer is relearn how to make the right hand do what I want. It is in way better condition to what I was told to expect. Managed to play Sunday the 27th this month. There is no pain, only music it just was!

So it is back to where I was last month, rehearsing and rearranging an old song that deserved a new leace from the rough as demo that was don oh so many years ago.

COVID-19 (novel coronavirus) |Lock-Down 2020 NZ
The world it seems to be put into lock-down, around the end of March. The problem is when you already live your life as "Socially isolated, before it was considered in Vogue..." How do you live with out hubris and not getting all preachy? You do the hard yards any way! A new song comes out of nowhere! 5 4 3 2 1 Lock-Down!

03 December 2019
Finally released the song that has always been on our mind
Lyrics and Artwork DISTROKID

November 2019 each Sunday from 10:00am~11:30am
Electric Guitar, Amplifier and pedel board At a central Browns bay location 1/3 of Slow Men Thinking will be performing with other notable musicians. Free entry all welcome.

26th October 2019
Will personally be at a location for a special lunch at a special place. invite only.